Driving, Dancing and Dresses.
I'm enjoying the 3 word thing so I'm going to try to stick with it. I'm pretty sure when X comes around, I'm going to be screwed.
Dresses
Seriously - who invented this wonderful garment? I love dresses. Love them. And if a dress has a pocket, forget about it - I'm sold. Dresses allow me the comfort of not wearing pants. And I can do that in public! And I look instantly put together! Who knew?
I only have to think of one thing to wear (a dress), I don't have to worry about muffin top, I can eat whatever I want because most of my dresses are a little loose... so I have room to grow! and I get a nice breeze through my body because I'm pantless.
So I guess the point of this is that I just hate wearing pants. Stupid pants.
Dancing
I think if I had to pick a dream talent, I'd say I wish I could dance... like professional, Step Up 1 AND 2 professional. Because that will never happen, I live vicariously through movies (seriously, I can't get enough of them. You Got Served? Frickin' loved it) and through reality TV!
I saw Bravo airing commercials for a new dance challenge and Elizabeth frickin' Berkley is the host. I didn't realize she had dance credentials outside of Showgirls but whatev. And what's up with the Saved by the Bell alum hosting dance shows? Mario Lopez and America's Next Best Dance Crew (yeah... totally dvr'ed this) and now Elizabeth Berkley? Will Lisa Turtle showcase "the sprain" on a show soon?
That would be awesome, btw.
Driving
I hate driving. I loathe it. I may have some of the worst road rage out of my friends although due to my fear of crazies, I don't tailgate or throw obscene gestures. I just scream. a lot.
However, when I'm alone - driving is kind of therapeutic. I do a lot of thinking in the car (when I'm not screaming at bad drivers). And sometimes, just sometimes, I talk to myself. I don't realize it but if I'm dwelling on a conversation - I tend to say everything out loud.
And then I scream at bad drivers.
3 comments:
I'm with you with the driving! umm - and talking to myself!
dresses are the absolute greatest fashion invention, totally. and they s hould never go back out of style because i will throw myself on a burning pyre. not that dresses themselves were "out" but it definitely wasn't super popular for a while. and i am SO AGREED on the pockets in dresses thing. i have a leopard-print silk dress with pockets. heaven.
The Sprain! That is an incredible reference.
If Dustin "Trust the Dust" Diamond can't get a third run on Celebrity Fit Club, perhaps he and his Bayside sweetie, Lisa Turtle, can host a dance-off at the Max. From the looks of Lark Voorhies' book of work recently, I think her schedule would be open.
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