Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Why...

... is it that everytime things CAN go wrong, they always DO go wrong? Work is killing me right now.

... does asparagus make your pee smell so bad?

... can guys lose weight so easily but if I eat a damn candy bar, I am guaranteed to gain weight? The Mr has lost 4 lbs since starting law school. I've gained 4 lbs. Is weight gain through osmosis possible?

... can't I gain weight in my boobs? Hello, god? Can you hear me? It's me, a flat-chested 28 year old blogger.

... can't I get motivated to do anything truly productive? I am so exhausted lately.

... is everyone getting married? I love all my friends but this is out of control! I am moving when people start having babies.

... are there separate shoes for running verses cross-training? It would just be so much easier (and less expensive) if I had all the great qualities in one frickin' shoe.

... did the nail technician rip a chunk of my toenail off this evening? I get that I have slightly ingrown toenails... no need for nail pulling. Ouch!

... hasn't my father-in-law played the Nintendo DS + Brain Age we purchased for him for his birthday? He's a gadget guy! If he doesn't want it, I'll totally take it off of his hands. Is that tacky?

... does the Nikon point and shoot suck so badly? Don't buy a Nikon Coolpix camera.

... Am I so farty?

... can't I decide between getting my eyebrows threaded before Ronny & Zach's wedding or just tweezing them myself?

... am I out of good blog material?

8 comments:

Sheree said...

...get your eyebrows threaded

...no, i love reading your blog :)

S said...

The shoes thing...seriously! I'd like to know that answer as well!

Anonymous said...

Yes! My coolpix blows! Does yours take forever to reload after you take a picture? Gah! So frustrating.

Noelle said...

The whole guy metabolism thing is a huge mystery. An annoying, frustrating mystery.

addy said...

- Murphy's law.
- some mineral that's in it
- I can't tell you how mad this makes me!
- seriously, me too
- you need a nap!
- I am going to my 5th wedding of the year next month
- we live in a consumer driven place
- she's a bitch?
- it's totally not tacky
- I don't get this either: my Nikon dSLR is awesome, but my Canon point & shoot rocks so much more than the Nikon Coolpix
- too much asparagus?
- ouch, threading
- you're not! this is good stuff!

:-) Have a nice day!

Theresa said...

-- pluck your eyebrows yourself, there's always a long wait for threading - plus i am still on strike from apsara b/c they skipped me since i don't speak the language
-- your FIL is crazy for not playing brain age. i love mine though lately i've been playing super mario on my ds instead of brain age
-- seriously why is everyone getting married?? at least adriana's weddings are a little spread out. we have 5 weddings in the next 2 months!!

Mrs. Mary Mack said...

if God answers your prayers about the larger boobs, send him my way because I'm a 28 year old flat chested blogger myself! Thanks! LOI

maria said...

amen to nikon coolpix cameras sucking! and to being flat-chested for the rest of our lives!