Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Alien!

OMG - 2 posts in ONE day?! Crazy, I know.

I totally forgot to blog about the funniest conversation I had with Geoff over e-mail this morning about pregnancy and birth.

After a brief acknowledgement of how babies are gross, he wrote this:

birth is a beautiful thing .... WHEN IT'S OVER! having a distended belly like an ethiopian really doesn't do it for me .... the morning sickness, the water retention, the craving for odd foods ... yeah, not so much ... in my opinion, craving odd foods is a sign you have an alien inside you and it needs sustenance so it can gestate inside you before exploding forth in a spray of blood and amniotic fluids. ick!

So true. Its like Geoff looked into my soul.

2 comments:

Scooter McFly said...

i'm coming of age and my power is growing. i. am. a. HERO!!! YATAAAA!

i can look into souls. save me ... save the world!

Jamie said...

Ahh...the miracle of birth...and so eloquently said...ahh, my hero:

I need a hero!!!
I'm holding out for at hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast (not too fast)
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight!!!

Can you be my hero Geoff? Do you have what it takes??