Anywho - we're back to the list and then I'll change the subject for awhile.
Things That Annoy Me
- Guys with longish hair. I def. don't dig the Steven Seagal ponytail but what's really annoying me at the moment is the longish hair combed forward. Think Zac Efron:
He's a good looking guy! But its hard to tell with that stupid, dirty looking haircut. What's worse is that this is a big trend now. I see this everywhere! There was a guy at the gym yesterday morning who was pretty cute but I couldn't help but think his hair must stink. Cut your hair!
- Having girls talk about my small boobs. Look - I'm into the self deprecating humor as much as the next person but I really don't need you, even if you have small boobs, to make some comment about "not being able to fill out a dress" and then look at me like I'm apart of your club. I get it. I'm reminded of it everyday. Don't try to bond with me over it.
And... I'm done for today. Next topic is trying to figure out what I'm going to be for halloween! I've been dressing up for years although the last 2 years have been a little lackluster. I'm in the mindset that I want to be comfortable and unattractive on Halloween. Somewhere, this holiday has turned into an excuse for girls to hooch it up. So what have I decided? I want to be Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt.
Sadly, we are in possession of a tuxedo t-shirt. I bought it for The Mr. 2 Christmas seasons ago and strangely, he hasn't worn it.
Anyways - I hope you get the Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. When I tell people what I was going to be, they either laugh because they get it or they just kind of go, "ooooh... interesting." And if its still not ringing any bells, think "Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby":
Cal Naughton, Jr. (played by the fantastic John C. Reilly) says: I like to think of Jesus as wearin' a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too." I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.
5 comments:
I don't like the long hair on boys either, but oddly some boys can pull it off.
Have a great weekend!!
oh...I forgot to add something else that annoys me...REALLY small knots on ties (look at Zac's and you'll know what I'm talking about)
I have small boobs too, its a curse, but my therapy group really helps.
Go with this costume. Make sure there are pictures.
Kevin
See -- it depends on the boy. Some can wear long hair (not uber-long, but long-ish), but it's got to be taken care of. I can't stand the stringy oily grungy long hair. Blech!
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