I'm a neat and clean person. I like to think of my fellow women as also being neat and clean.
This is not so!
The women's bathroom here is disgusting. I used to exchange horror stories with 2 co-workers about the disgusting things seen and heard in our company bathrooms.
I have seen/heard:
- What sounded like a woman masturbating (to each his own and I've heard stories of folks doing this in their work bathrooms)
- Pee butt... loud pee butt (but again, its a bathroom so that's fine)
- Grunting ("Lady... you might want to take it easy...") accompanied by a voice yelling, "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?!" Okay the second part wasn't real.
- pee on the toilet seat. This one I just don't get. How high are you squating that you can't get your stream of pee in the toilet?!
- pee on the floor. Seriously - did something startle you while you were power squating?
and now...
- BLOOD ON THE TOILET SEAT. Blood on the seat. Seriously. Ew.
This reminds me of a story that is definitely TMI. So log off now or continue reading but don't say I didn't warn you (this is mostly for the men folk that read this blog). I used to work in a retail store in the mall when I was 16. On a particular heavy flow day, I went to change my tampon but somehow, in my squat position, when I pulled it out... it went swinging. And hit me in the leg. I was wearing light pink pants. There was now a giant blood splatter on my pant leg.
I had to call my mom to bring me new pants. And I had to explain to my boss why I couldn't stay on the sales floor.
Moral of the story? Don't squat so high when pulling out a tampon.
And for christ's sake, ladies... wipe off the toilet seat if you can't get it in the bowl.
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I think every girl has had a bad moment with their time of the month - be thankful it was when you were 16 and not in the recent past. A friend of mine recently had an issue at work and had to go home - how embarrassing!
Ewwww...I am so sorry that I read your blog today, but you did warn me. I am glad that I don't work where you do and that I am not a lady. It was kind of like saying "Don't push the red button"...I just couldn't help it.
Ewww...va-jay-jays are soooo gross!!! The men's room isn't much better. I don't know if women do this, but guys, if you take a news paper into the bathroom...take it with you when you leave. I don't want to read your poo-paper after you're finished doing your business!!
Amen! I don't know where some of the women on my floor grew up and learned their bathroom manners! I've found all the things you have to include women wiping boogers on the walls of the stalls. Really now! There's toilet paper right there -- blow your damn nose!
Oooh, that's a good post.
I was friends with a bar owner who just was totally disgusted with the women's bathroom. (Which actually, was always REALLY clean there becuase he made it a major priority with his cleaning person since he hated women's bathrooms so much.) He swore that on the whole, we were way grosser than men.
That makes me want to vomit, but you've provided good supporting evidence.
pee butt?
Yeah what is pee butt?
Thanks for the scars, Kim. These are scars you can't see, though. I will never be the same. Literally.
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