I can't really judge. I think our wedding photographer handed us several discs with a ton of photos. But seriously - there was a lot. I wonder how hard it is for a photographer to weed through photos. I feel like I would definitely want to remove all photos where I felt the person didn't look very flattering but I guess you never know what someone wants. I tend to focus on things rather than people anyways.
So, I was flipping through the photos online wondering if I made it into any of the shots. You know - because its all about me sometimes. And of course, in true Twink fashion, I found them. And I have to say, I am a classy bitch.
This is me and Maria getting ready for a fantastic photo.
Oooh yeah. Bet you didn't see that coming? Two classy ladies bumping chests. Maria got a lot more air than I did but I was afraid of knocking her over. I'm twice her size.
But let's not forget about the running man! Where was the sprinkler?
I sent all of the photos to The Mr. who noted that he wasn't really in any of them but then I found this. It was the last photo in the album and I'm pretty sure its him saying, "Man - we need a better flash." because that's all he really said about the photos.
So since I look like a turd in these, I'm going to point you in Maria's direction. Hands down, this is one of the best photos I have ever seen of myself. Look at my skin! My teeth! My raising of the roof (seriously - what was I doing?). Just click the link to see... and then if you're looking for a photographer, HIRE HER.
29 comments:
love the running man photo. you are concentrating on it so hard!
HAH! ohmigoodness. WOW. i browsed through those pictures so quickly, i didn't even catch these gems! i have no words. hm...I look like a dead woman falling from a building - my hair looks like a mop. How the heck did you jump so gracefully? you look like a ballerina :)
and that running man picture... it looks like it was choreographed. everyone's arms and legs are perfectly synched. ahhh, what a great night...
and thank you for the kind plug :D however, people should be hiring YOU b/c you and the Mr. are ridiculously talented! and just to let you know, i did absolutely NO photoshopping to that picture of you on my blog, except for a little sharpening. flawless, i tell ya.
You both look like beautiful herons colliding in the night. Seriously, your tiny lithe legs and your ballet like grace.. I LOVE that picture. I LOVE the running man one because you look so serious and angry!
I nearly lost my body cleanse though when I saw Linz getting DIRTY DIRTY. And you KNOW what I'm talking about.
PS there are NONE of Factor and I together at all. And as someone who thinks we're adorable together, I'm a little tweaked.
I think you are an unattractive self absorbed piece of sh*t no one thinks you are cute and I hope that you are divorced in a year. My So-Called Wedded Life, the title of this article should be called Keep it Trashy because you are obviously that.
Whoa!!! Seriously?? Don't you love how people hide behind anonymous comments?
I think you're uber cute...if that makes me a nobody then so be it :)
Haha! My first hateful comment! I love it.
I AM self-absorbed and by the title of this blog... MY so-called wedded life, what did you expect? Its about MY life. I talk about ME.
Love it!!
What the frick is up that comment? I puffy heart you, Mrs. Twink. Please move to LA so we can be new besties. I can tell that you're a ball o' fun! :)
OMG WTF, who really uses the word I quote "puffy heart you" this whole site is like a cracked out version of the power puff girls with your super sarcastic powers and trashy Baltimore outfits. Joleen at Joleen's Trailer park looks better then you and she is a Drag Queen.
I puffy <3 you too!!!
Well, one of your ex boyfriends finally found the blog! Hey wait, I bet it is someone from your school group- please, please loser get back to work on the assignment and stop looking for ways to waste time!
This comment is for the "Anonymous" bitch above! First of all whore, Mrs. Twink has more class in the tip of her pinky than you have in your entire existence. Moreover, if you don't like what she has to say, guess what genius, you don't have to fucking read it! However, because you are the ultimate hater, it confirms that my girl is truly "THA SHIZNIT!" and you are lame as hell. You obviously haven't been laid in a while, so perhaps you should go to a farm and fuck a horse. Thanks!
I puffy heart CAG!!!
YAY Hater comments... they so wish they could be you. Oh, Hater, you didn't know... sorry to let you in on that little secret. Someday you will learn, and maybe your life will improve WHEN YOU START BEING NICE TO PEOPLE. Who knows you may even meet someone who we can all say you will be divorcing in a year
BURN!!!!
Oh the Puffy Hearts Abound :)
Oh you want to talk about class lets first break down your ebonics Honey "tha shiznit" its typed and said "da shiznit" not tha second lets talk about your fantasy with horses honey, and I am sure that is all the class that she does have is in her pinky. My point of the comments are that she over the years has become a fake as bitch and she needs to stop talking about her self not only on here but also in real life. So if you want to fly your ghetto ass on an air france flight over then I go ahead I am over the fakeness you tired old bitches. Until next time...
So over it that she continues to post.... interesting.
Clearly this all about bent up agression and jealousy.
Whoa - I see someone has a little too much time on her hands. It's unbelievable to me that if she has the audacity to write these things and firmly believes them, she needs to remain anonymous. Oh, I'm scared of you honey. Loser. Also find it hilarious that she continues to look at the blog and respond. Obviously, she puffy hearts you just as much as we all do!
I happen to know both anonymous and mrs twink personally. And I have to agree fully with the comments of anonymous. HE was simply speaking the truth. mrs twink is an obnoxious, fake, bitchy, self obsessed snatch. I never used to think so until another friend of mine pointed me towards her blog. But I think the truth has come to light. I understand that some of it is said in jest ... I also have a sense of humor but this shit is in poor taste. I know several people (twink's family included) have been extremely offended by her "funny" comments. The rest of you can continue to "puffy heart" her but I think you all need to grow up and see her for who she really is.
Just as an FYI... I am a grown ass man... I see what is there and I am pretty much always right
Oh wow, what controversy.
I looked at Maria's page and noted that your tripod looks interesting ;) Hehe, it looks like anal beads....not that I'd know first hand what they look like!
(Posted by BabyComito...nice)
hahahaha wow!
wow, I just came over here to see what the fuss was about. I'm sorry someone was so mean. I always at first am like 'psh, I don't care, they suck" and I don't respond - but I ALWAYS ALWAYS later feel like poo. So I hope you don't feel like poo. And even if you won't admit it, I hope you don't feel like poo.
oh goodness!! i just wanted to leave a little something something about what hot bitches we are with our near professional level running man skills. note little maria right behind us doing it too!!
and then i see i stepped into a battle zone! reaffirms my faith in people, i tell ya. i think you're fab. just let me know if you are in need of my kung fu robot fighting skills. :)
well, you know i have to comment on this. i had heard rumor of these comments from jamie but i thought, "impossible! how could anyone hate mrs.twink?! it's inconceivable!" truly, some people have nothing better to do when they hate themselves than to turn it around as hate toward others. anonymous mentions that everyone should grow up? well, truly a grown adult who firmly believes in what he/she/it is saying would definitely hide behind an 'anonymous' mask. oh, wait, no, my mistake ... they wouldn't do that. oh yeah, you're pathetic, anonymous. as for skidderfan, you obviously do not know mrs.twink or if you actually do, you've let other people's views cloud your own.
mrs.twink is an amazing person and quite attractive. i, as a gay guy, would go straight for that hot asian chick, so your comments, though protected under freedom of speech, are unwarranted and unwanted and as the old saying goes (with just a smidgen of reworking): you are an asshole and your opinion stinks. :P
i totally puffy heart you, mrs.twink and i love the powerpuff girls! you are so bubbles!
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