An Open Letter to My Credit Card Company:
The phone representative that I spoke to at 10:20am on Thursday, November 15th is an idiot.
Your website sucks too.
When I'm trying to add another bank account to my credit card, it shouldn't be this difficult. I'm trying to PAY YOU. WITH MONEY! Asking for a "security word" without any sort of hint as to what it is makes no sense. How the hell am I supposed to know? That's why other credit card companies invented "Security Questions".
Phone rep, how do you have a job? Is your job to upset people? If so, you deserve an A+, fuckwit. When I call you to add another bank account to my credit card, don't ask me if I want to sign up for other programs.
When you asked if I wanted to add an authorized user and I SPECIFICALLY said that I didn't want to add another person I want to add another BANK ACCOUNT, don't proceed to ask me questions about the new authorized user.
I hate you. If I'm not all pooped out from pooing on my team members, I'm pooping on you. POOOOP.
Fuckwit.
Sincerely,
Mrs Twink
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4 comments:
I feel your frustration!!
They ALWAYS ask about adding additional services, but seriously, you should only have to tell them no once...FUCKWITS!! (I love that word) :)
Fuckwit is my new favorite word!
I think credit card companies act that way when you call on purpose so you won't call again and they can just sit there like blobs and not do the job that they were initially hired for! {breath in, breath out}
The labels are classic...
credit card hate, open letter, poop, stupid phone rep
ha.
fuckwit should be a label too.
I'm terri. "Fuckwit" is an awesome word. I feel more kickass just thinking the word.
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