An Open Letter: Credit Card Company

An Open Letter to My Credit Card Company:

The phone representative that I spoke to at 10:20am on Thursday, November 15th is an idiot.

Your website sucks too.

When I'm trying to add another bank account to my credit card, it shouldn't be this difficult. I'm trying to PAY YOU. WITH MONEY! Asking for a "security word" without any sort of hint as to what it is makes no sense. How the hell am I supposed to know? That's why other credit card companies invented "Security Questions".

Phone rep, how do you have a job? Is your job to upset people? If so, you deserve an A+, fuckwit. When I call you to add another bank account to my credit card, don't ask me if I want to sign up for other programs.

When you asked if I wanted to add an authorized user and I SPECIFICALLY said that I didn't want to add another person I want to add another BANK ACCOUNT, don't proceed to ask me questions about the new authorized user.

I hate you. If I'm not all pooped out from pooing on my team members, I'm pooping on you. POOOOP.

Fuckwit.

Sincerely,

Mrs Twink