A to Z about Me

A. Attached or single? Attached.

B. Best friend? Oh geez - I'd be a jerk if I didn't say The Mr! It's tough though - obviously he's my BF because he's my husband. I feel like I have quite a few pals I consider my besties (and yes, I just said besties).

C. Cake or pie? Cake - anything with chocolate.

D. Day of choice? Saturday. I get to sleep late (although I usually don't) and I don't have to worry about working the next day!

E. Essential item? Clothes? I'm pretty sure it's illegal to walk around naked in public. Or food because without it, I'd die.

F. Favorite color? Blue? Red? It really depends on my mood.

G. Gummy bears or worms? Bears - Haribo Gold ones!

H. Hometown? I always trip up on this question. Is hometown where I was born? Where I spent most of my life? Or is it where I'm living now? I'll just answer all 3: Fort Benning, Georgia… Glen Burnie, Maryland (don't judge me)… Baltimore, Maryland.

I. Favorite indulgence? Sweets! I'm a dessert food junkie and my dentist can attest to that.

J. January or July? July - it's my birthday month and I hate cold weather.

K. Kids? I'd like to think that someday we'll have some but honestly, kids scare the crap out of me. My mom keeps telling me that I'll get over that once I actually have one (is she pressuring me or what?)

L. Life isn't complete without? Fun! So often we get stuck in ruts with school, work, responsibilities… it's nice to be able to find something humorous and fun in there. Even if the fun is just farting under the blankets so your partner gags, we all still need it!

M. Marriage date? April 28

N. Number of brothers and sisters? One half brother and 2 half sisters. My dad spread his seed all over. Gah-ross.

O. Oranges or apples? Both. I'm a vegetarian - I accept nearly all fruits and veggies… I have to or I'll starve

P. Phobias? I don't even know where to begin. Serial Killers, Clowns (because they could be serial killers), heights, death (by the hands of a serial killer), the dark (because serial killers hide in the dark sometimes), power outtages (because a serial killer probably killed my power). Do you see a trend here?

Q. Quotes? I feel like I should say something intelligent here but I can't think of any. All that I can think of are movie quotes or song lyrics…
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party" from Talladega Nights (because that's how I like to think of Jesus too)
Sorry - that's the best I can do right now.

R. Reasons to smile? I just farted and The Mr has no idea, I accomplished something that I thought I couldn't do, my family drives me bonkers (to the point where all I can do is laugh), seeing acts of kindness to animals, finding a super cute pair of shoes and seeing that they aren't made of leather, the story of this dog, purchasing a dress that is 2 sizes smaller than I'd normally wear (and have it fit perfectly!)… I could go on and on.

S. Season of choice? Fall! It's the perfect temperature.

T. Tag 5 people. I'm not forcing anyone to do it. I took this from Willikat's blog!

U. Unknown fact about me? I can fit my fist in my mouth. Actually - I think a lot of people know that. It's a fun party trick! I'm a pretty open book and can't keep my mouth shut about anything. I tend to divulge too much information all the time. I even confessed to my manager yesterday that I wasn't planning on taking a shower before coming to the office this morning (I had to be here at 3 am). I just can't stop myself from chatting…

V. Vegetable? Just about all of them. See "O". I'm a vegetarian - I need to like vegetables or I'll starve to death. It's weird how I went from hating them as a child to absolutely loving them (especially brussel sprouts!).

W. Worst habit? Gossiping. I'm a chatty person. I can't help it. And sometimes I don't know if what I'm saying constitutes gossip or chatter. I just talk. A lot. I'm trying to reign it in.

X. X-ray or ultrasound? Well ultrasound generally means babies so give me an X-ray!

Y. Your favorite foods? Um… I *love* to eat. I love food (vegetarian) - I love trying new food, I love falling back on my comfort foods (pizza, anyone?), I love eating at restaurants with good friends. It's tough to say what my favorite food really is. Don't box me in!

Z. Zodiac sign? Cancer… but sometimes a Leo. It depends on where you look. I'm on the cusp. And both totally fit my personality.